The Longest Day of the Year

Published on June 21st, 2017

Today's the longest day of the year. Astronomers will tell you that it's because the earth's tilted rotation relative to our orbital plane gives the northern hemisphere prolonged exposure to daylight as the sun's zenith approaches the tropic of cancer.

But it's actually because I need to migrate 20,000 emails into a new database, and I forgot my headphones.