Went to my second Soul Cycle class yesterday and absolutely crushed it!!!
...by "it" I mean "my phone". I was too exhausted/sweaty to properly handle electronics, and it slipped out of my hand. Rather than gracefully catching it mid-flight, I just fumble-launched it into the concrete like a volleyball player going for the spike.
On the plus side, I think these past few weeks of working out are showing some results: I don't think I was strong enough to have broken my phone so thoroughly a few weeks ago.
My new exercise goal is to get so strong that when I accidentally break my phone after a Soul Cycle class, you can't tell from the pieces whether I had an iPhone or an Android.